And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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