I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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