i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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