Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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