its not stalking. its research.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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