I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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