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(985): View more from Louisiana

Four minutes until I can fart!

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(702): View more from Nevada

i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.

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(253): View more from Washington

We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.

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(949): View more from California

I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now

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(727): View more from Florida

He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.

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