I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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