ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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