5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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