We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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