i think my mom watched the whole time
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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