we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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