everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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