Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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