SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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