4 words: hood of his car
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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