Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
where am i from again
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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