I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
