Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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