is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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