You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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