I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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