Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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