He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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