I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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