absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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