have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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