Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
