I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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