I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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