Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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