I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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