I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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