he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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