its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Randomize
