so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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