I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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