she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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