Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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