handjob tips. give me some.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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