we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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