I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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