i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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