So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
