are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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