love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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