More tranny stories later!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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