You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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