Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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