do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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