I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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