Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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