So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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